Ah so that's how it works
10 votes
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Next time read the sign!
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No need to call the fire department...
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… I got this.
Mmmmmm... delicious!
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Peek-a-boo
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Circumstantial evidence
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Hey man...
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You need a hand with what? ...
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Hey that's not funny lol.
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Flavored water?
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… oh you mean beer flavored.
Where did I park my damn truck?
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Pomeranian puppy tries to be a wolf
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…I’m done.
Leave me alone...
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Lesson One ...
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… ah forget it!
Where did you guys get them coats?
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I’m freezin here.
Honk if ...
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Go on ..
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When I grow up
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(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every singleshovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
It's moms birthday...
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OK, I think we are done.
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